“How hard can it be to learn the trumpet? it only has three keys.”
Very interesting take on the original “Take the A train”, one of the most notable jazz songs. (Side note: the saxophonist has the same sax as me, only difference is the finish)
Okay, so Emily Browning looks Nothing like Wanda’s end body was supposed to look like.
She’s got black hair- not exactly golden blonde.
She’s not at all delicate…at all.
Also, wasn’t she supposed to look like a flower or something?
I don’t know about everyone else, but I am highly upset. They couldn’t have ended the movie in a worse way. Just saying.
Schmidt: You are under arrest! You have the right to remain silent!
Schmidt, Jenko: Anything you say, can and will be used against you in the court of law! You have the right to an attorney and if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you! Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you? Fuck you! Yes!
21 Jump Street
omg you can’t all be G-men okay
One does not simply
tell the trumpets to “calm down”
It not our fault that the rest of you can’t be awesome.
-The 13th Chair
I like Belle a lot. She was kind of a loner, but she wasn’t sad over it or desperate to fit in. She didn’t give a shit that the hottest piece of man-ass town wanted her, because he was a total douchebag and she knew she could do better. She wasn’t motivated by love or the need to have a significant other to do anything. In fact, even when she began to fall in love with the beast and she got news that her father was sick, she was like “iight I’m feelin you Beast but my dad is like dying in the woods so I should prooobbably go”. And then when Gaston was like being a complete asshole by getting everyone to raid the castle and kill the Beast, she broke the FUCK out of that cellar and rode a horse to rescue her man, after she nursed her father back to health. And we don’t even need to mention the fact that her man was an 8 foot Chewbacca/buffalo hybrid, she saw that he was a kind person who loved her and she fell in love with him. Like, seriously, Belle is basically the coolest woman ever.
And she loved to read even though everyone thought she was a crazy bitch for loving that since she was a chick.
Fuck yeah Belle.
THAT WAS ONE NIGHT